Honey?

The other day at lunch, my son opened the fidge while I was feeding my daughter. This was our conversation...


Son: Do you want yogurt honey?

Me: What?

Son: Do you want yogurt honey?

Me: No thank you.

Son then held up a yogurt in one hand & lunchmeat in the other: Do you want this (raised one hand) or this (raised the other)?

Me: The ham is old honey.

Son: Ok, you want this? (raised the yogurt)

Me (realizing I should just go along at this point): Sure, I'll have some yogurt.

Son (places the lunchmeat back in the fidge): I'll get spoons. (retrieves the spoons) Here you go Mommy!